The Lonely Island Ft. Natali Portman - Natali's Rap | Текст песни

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[Interview: Chris Parnell & Natalie Portman]
– We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
– Hello.
– So, Natalie, tell us what a day in the life of Natalie Portman is like?
– Do you really want to know?
– Please, tell us.

[Verse 1:]
I don't sleep, motherfucker, off that ‘gnac and the bourbon,
Doing one-twenty, getting head while I'm swerving.
– Damn, Natalie, you a crazy chick!
Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick!
I bust in dudes' mouths like Gushers, motherfucker,
Pull up to NBC and smack the shit out of Jeff Zucker!
– What you want, Natalie?
To drink and fight!
– What you need, Natalie?
To fuck all night!
Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue,
Put my foot down your throat till your shit's in my shoe!
Leave you screaming, pay for my dry cleaning,
Fuck your man, it's my name that he's screaming!

[Interview:]
– I'm sorry Natalie, are we to believe that you condone driving while intoxicated?
– I never said that I was a role model.
– But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

[Verse 2:]
All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick!
It's Portman, motherfucker, drink till I'm sick!
Slit your throat and pour nitrous down the hole,
Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh, you die!
And to all the dudes, you know I'm talking to you!
– We love you, Natalie!
I wanna fuck you too!
P is for Portman! P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fucking dog for fun, so don't push me!

[Interview:]
– Wow, Natalie, I'm surprised. All this coming from a Harvard graduate?
– Well, there's a lot you may not know about me.
– Really, such as?

[Verse 3:]
When I was in Harvard I smoked weed everyday,
I cheated every test and snorted all the yay.
I gotta def posse, you gotta a bunch of dudes,
I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit!
– Natalie, you are a bad ass bitch!
Hell yeah!
– And I'll always pay for your dry cleaning when my shit gets in your shoe.
What?!
– And as for the drug use, well, I can't vouch for that. My dick is scared of you, girl.

[Interview:]
– Okeydoke! Natalie, one final question: if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it...
– No more questions! What?!