The Lonely Island ft. Solange - Semicolon | Текст песни

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Okay everyone, welcome to grammar class. Today we're learning about semicolons

Ooo, ooo, ooo!

Yes, Lonely Island?

We use semicolons every day.

Can you give me an example?

Oh, hell yeah.

Get ready for a whale of a time; SHAMU
My whole team coming clean; SHAMPOO

These dudes is comic relief; WHOOPI
And I'm the motherfucking monster; COOKIE

When you see me better cross the street; FROGGER
Then go home and write about it; BLOGGER

Did I do that?; URKEL
Yo Angela, who's the boss?: MERKEL

Ill take you where you've never been; OXNARD.
Then make you suck a bull's nut; OX NARD.

If Miss Moore married Josh; DEMI BROLIN.
A comma and a fuckin' dot; SEMICOLON.

We run these streets; STOP LIGHTS.
All eyes on me; SPOT LIGHTS.
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top.

I'm loud and I'm zipping around; JET SKI.
Your dick is little like Wayne; GRETZKY.

But Gretzky's got a big dick; CLARIFICATION.
Everyone was rude to me; PARIS VACATION.

My stomach's getting fat; FOOD.
Leave trash inside my car; RUDE.

You're acting all mach-ee-o; RALPH.
But I’ll eat all you cats; ALF.

We run the game; UMPIRE.
Always chase the night; YOUNG SQUIRE.
These semicolons are my light inside the dark.

It's right under your nose semicolon; MOUTH.

Opposite of north, semicolon; SOUTH.

Right over your home, semicolon; ATTIC.

Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; ADDICT.

We got the game on lock; TOY CHEST.
You're too big for your clothes; BOY'S VEST.

You know we're out of control; NO BRAKES.
You're birthday party sucked; NO CAKES.

When it comes to punctuation, you know we're number one.
And to the people of every nation, feel the power of the semicolon.

Semicolons, we rest our case.

Maya: No actually, those are examples of colons. You all get F's.

Wait, what?

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