T-Pain : Shawty The Lonely Island Oh shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes We running this, let's go
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat
The Lonely Island (TLI) I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch We drinking Santana champ, Cause it's so crisp I got my swim trunks And my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's Straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world On a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me oh
Get the fuck up, this boat is real
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
T-Pain Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat