No, I'm being serious... Yo, it's the wild, wild west You came to the right place my man Get ready, here we go (new shit)
Welcome, my friends to the old saloon Everyone in town is hanging out If you got a drink well you drink it down Then we'll all go have sex with whores (brand new)
I'm Buffalo Bill I just rode into town On my horse? You betcha on my horse That's the thing in the old west times Everybody enjoys a good horse ride
If you cheat at cards you get thrown out Right out the saloon doors on your butt Come back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what? All is forgiven (DJ Mmmmrrrr)
Well I'm Billy The Kid and you're Calamity Jane And you're another guy that's probably an injun This whiskey is warm (DJ Mrow Mroww) and it smells like piss Oh no, my 'stache smells like piss
So that's our story and I'm sticking to it The old wild west is no place for a lady I'm the bartender but I'm also the mayor So just put that in your pipe (DJ Whaoawhaoaoa) and smoke it
I'm Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas Sure is dusty here, but, y'know, when the snow falls...