Andy Samberg: "They say true love comes only once in a lifetime And even though we're from opposite ends of the earth My heart tells me you're the one for me Mahmoud.
I remember when it started, saw you on the news You were hating gays, I was eating food But I was feeling you, and even though I disagree with almost everything you said You ain't wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me Mahmoud, make my heart beat right out of my chest My mind says no but my body says yes Nuclear threat? The only threat I see is the threat of you not coming home with me Our love for each other's like when atoms collide Can't express how I feel Ay yo Adam let's ride."
Adam Levine: "And Iran Iran so far away is your home But in my heart you'll stay."
Andy Samberg: "He ran for the president of Iran We ran together to a tropical island My man, Mahmoud is known for wildin' Smilin', if he can still do it then I can They call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval You can play the Jews, I can be your Jim Caviezel S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin' You can be the port that I park my vessel in So I try to mute the TV but you can still see me With your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs And your hairy butt Yeah."
Adam Levine: "And Iran, Iran so far away Come home and in my arms you'll stay Used to look at the stars and dream Around the world the same stars we're seeing And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud."
Andy Samberg: "Talk smooth to me, without a tie Your pants high waisted, damn so fly We can take a trip to the animal zoo And laugh at all the funny things that animals do Like Eugene, you got me straight trippin' boo Hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too You say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do You should know by now, it's you It's you."
Adam Levine: "And Iran Iran so far away is your home But in my heart you'll stay."
Andy Samberg: "You crazy for this one, Mahmoud You can deny the Holocaust all you want But you can't deny that there's something between us I know you say there's no gays in Iran But you're in New York now baby It's time to stop hiding and start living One."