Lazy Sunday Slept right through my alarm Activate Siri and say “Call Parn” Who dis? It’s me, man Yo Samberg, kick fast Tonight is the night Broadway Sister Act The show’s not ’til later Let’s merc some brunch I know a cute French place Meet me outside Crush My core is ripped That workout was trill Man I can almost taste those mimosas for real The menu changes at three We’d better start jammin’ I love to have brunch more than McAdams loves Channing Dubstep Two fifty-nine Made it on a technicality Eggs benedict No yolk Less calories The plating is cray I detect sage butter How you wanna pay Chris? Go Dutch, motherfucker Go to Sister Act Like a pistol whack Buck wild in the streets Off a sixer pack We go to Sister Act Like we got racks on racks ‘Cause once you buy ‘em You can’t give your tickets back Yo, hold up, hold up Hey, yo, Chris, we’re gonna have to hit ‘em with some new ish for 2012, my dude So why don’t you drop it on ‘em like right now? Allow me to reintroduce myself My name is Parns P to A-arns Stupid bargains Up at all the Pottery Barns Young Sandwich and I came to catch reck Still waitin’ on a fucking YouTube check Don’t mess with Magnolia ’cause the line’s too long Plus it bumps with my clip Now back to the song Yo, peep the marquee They some funny ass nuns We got ninety-nine problems But this sitch ain’t one Sneak in the flask Filled with sweet Vermouth We take more shots in the theater Than John Wilkes Booth Flip up binocs ‘Cause we’re cultural mavens Like dem and we scream out That’s so Raven Go to Sister Act Like a pistol whack All up in the theater Like aristocrats We gonna Sister Act Like we got racks on racks ‘Cause once you buy ‘em You can’t give your tickets back On these New York streets I honed my fake rap penmanship That’s how it began And that’s how I’m a finish it