The Lonely Island - Punch You in the Jeans | Текст песни

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These days a lot a cats is outta line

Seems to me like they need to get punched

Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em?

Yo the choice is obvious



I'll punch you in the jeans I'll punch you in the jeans

This is not a case of man vs machine

You think that you're safe thought you got away clean?

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans



I got my fists clenched gonna throw a haymaka

Rockin' your slacks from here to Jamaica

Shake in your boots 'cause I'm the earthquaka

Bringin' those jeans round here was a mistaka



I gotta vendetta it's against your jeans yeah

Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams

They can be on your legs or on the clothesline

But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time



And I'm zeroed in I got the tunnel vision

Gonna cover you in **** like a ton of pigeons

Man I hate your jeans I'm gonna bruise that denim

It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'



Yo we'll punch your jeans we've said it before

Best believe this is not a metaphor

Better watch your back 'cause we're on the creep

And we won't stop till your jeans are six feet deep



Man I'll murder your jeans I'll feed 'em to the fishes

Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes

Punch your jeans on all three counts

It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts



If I had three wishes I would do the same

We see eye to eye in this jean punch game

I'd lay 'em in a field where there's chemical sprayin'

But I'd punch em first yo that goes without sayin' yeah



Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff

It's just another jean for my fist to stuff

Throwin' fistacuffs eat pants like bag lunches

Jeans pronounced dead 'cause of death? Hecka punches



Yo we'll punch your jeans we've said it before

Best believe this is not a metaphor

You got somethin' to say we got the proper retorts

Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts



Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm

Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm

Gonna beat those jeans gonna dip em in slime

Turn your 501s into 499s



When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face

The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face

You got taste and it shows my man

God damn your jean brand got me throwin' my hands



Gonna go back in time find the man who made jeans

And choke him to death if you know what I mean

Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on a hush

Breakout before you get bum rushed



Yo we'll punch your jeans we've said it before

Best believe this is not a metaphor

So take off your jeans and reverse the curse

'Cause we the best jean punchers in the universe

It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'

It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'

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