[John Waters] Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is... The Creep.
[Lonely Island] When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah) And if you wanna make friends at the ATM Do the Creep (hoo) Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg] Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep' Let your hands flap around like a Marionette Pop your knees up and down, sh-sh-shaking your neck
[Akiva Schaffer] Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper.
[Lonely Island] When you see a country bitch, laying out at the beach Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah) And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree Do the Creep (hoo) Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg] I was six years old when I started creepin' My parents took it to their room and I started peepin' You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads And saw my little ass creepin' at the foot of the bed
[Akiva Schaffer] Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin' 'Cause I came out clean - and I came out creepin'!
[Nicki Minaj] When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room Hide deep inside - it was my little creep stalker room As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha. And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la. So pop-pop-pop your peepers, and tweak out your sneakers Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!
[Lonely Island] Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding Do the Creep (hah) And do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj] And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake Do the Creep (hoo) And do the Creep (hah)
[Lonely Island] And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body Do the Creep (hah) Do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj] So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin',