Oh the fun we would have scaring the hell outta all my friends, If only Boris Karloff was my dad... We'd go see horror flicks He'd say these movies today are too darn sick Back in his day all he had to do was look...at you
And I would be the be the best son a dad could have And I would be the happiest boy you ever met If only Boris Karloff was my dad If Boris Karloff was my dad We'd sip tea and act out scenes From Edgar Allan Poetry If only Boris Karloff was my dad
And at night he’d tuck me in And tell me stories bout all his friends Like Bela, Peter, Lon and Mr.Price
And I would be the be best daughter a dad could have And I would be the happiest girl u ever met If Boris Karloff was my dad If only Boris Karloff was my dad I love you dad!
And we would be the best kids a dad could have And we would be the happiest kids you ever met If only Boris Karloff was our dad…