You know, I just got a page from a girl That I met last week at the Payless (Shoe Source)
I also have a cutie to call Who loves the way I knock on her boots
Well, it's time to mack Let's handle that In 2 to 6 hours We'll meet back and regroup
Now let's shop!
Roll up to the crib With some Bartles and James
Hop off the bus With the Alizé
Now hold up, playa What you diggity-doin here?
I should diggity-ask you the same! (Then she says)
Hey, boys, I want you both I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?) I know most guys won't freak together
But she forgot about the golden rule Ah-hah-hah
It's okay When it's in a 3-way It's not gay When it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle There's some leeway The area's grey In a 1-2-3-way
Normally, I don't get down with dudes
But tonight is a special exception (Great)
See, you're my best friend Through thick and thin
Now it's time to make a triple connection (Lights off)
Here in the dark (Here in the dark) It's hard to tell (So hard to tell) Where her body ends (La la) And my homie's begins (Hoo-Wee!) This rule dates back (The golden rule) To ancient Greece (Talkin' bout Caesar) We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
The new Three's Company!
It's okay When it's in a 3-way It's not gay When it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle There's some leeway The area's grey In a 1-2-3-way
Fellas, get ready To impress a chick Helicopter dick, Go! Helicopter dick (Uh!) Helicopter dick (Alright!) To impress a chick Do the Helicopter dick! (Wow)
And all of that was okay Cause it was in a 3-way It's quite clear When you see the instant replay "Baby, two is enough" That's what they'll say But we'll say "Hell no" 1-2-3 way