Crashing through the crowded halls, Dodging girls like ping pong balls, Just to reach the bathroom on time (Hey! Hey! Hey!) Leaping over laundry piles, Diapers you can smell for miles, Guy's gotta do what he can to survive! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Duck, dodge, push and shove, It's how we show our love! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! One boy and ten girls (Wouldn't trade it for the world!) Loud! House! Loud! Loud House! Me time, a little room to breathe time, A little quiet and peace, I've never had. At least I'm never lonely, We're never lacking for a sports team, Maybe this crazy's not that bad! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Duck, dodge, push and shove, This is how we show our love! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! Gotta love Mom and Dad, For not going completely mad! In the Loud House! In the Loud House! One boy and ten girls, Wouldn't trade it for the world! Loud! House! Loud! Loud House! Lily: (spoken) Poo-poo!