True, I'd give my right arm To keep you safe from harm And true, for you, I'd move to Ecuador And I'd keep a little farm Chop wood to keep you warm But I don't really love you anymore
I don't have to love you now if I don't wish to I won't see you anyhow if that's an issue Because I am a gentleman Think of me as just your fan Who remembers every dress you ever wore. Just the bad comedian Your new boyfriend's better than 'Cos I don't really love you anymore.
There'll be someday when your eyes do not enthrall me, I'll be numb but realize you'll never call me.
'Cos I've read your horoscope And now I've given up all hope So I don't really love you anymore 'Cos I've read your horoscope And now I've given up all hope So I don't really love you anymore.