Sober, life is a prison Shit face, it is a blessing Sober, nobody wants you Shitfaced, they're all undressed Sober, it's ever darker Shitfaced, the moon is nearer Sober, you're old and ugly Shitfaced, who needs a mirror? Sober, you're a crogmagnun Shitfaced, you're very clever Sober, you never should be Shitfaced, now and forever!
[chorus] I gotta get too drunk to dream 'cause dreaming only makes me blue i gotta get too drunk to dream because i only dream of you
i gotta get too pissed to miss you or i'll never get to sleep i gotta drink wine not to pine for you and god knows that ain't cheap
i know you think i'm insane i know it's not appealing but til i'm feeling no pain guess what i'll be feeling?
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I gotta get too fried to cry, or i'll be crying all night long i gotta get too high to sigh oh my god where did i go wrong?
So why do i get plastered? and why am i so lonely? it's you, you heartless bastard you're my one and only!
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i gotta get too pissed to miss you or i'll never get to sleep i gotta drink wine not to pine for you and god knows that ain't cheap and god knows that ain't cheap!