We’re going to the churchhouse Going to the churchhouse When I’m dead (praise the lord!) We’re going to the churchhouse Going to the churchhouse, when I’m dead (oh, thank you Jesus) Say, we’re going every Sunday to watch the paranoia and fear I’d like to testify! Then testify! I found Jesus (oh, Lordy, amen!) And I locked him in my cellar (Where you put him?) Praise the lord! I found Jesus (oh, Harold that’s sacrilege!) And I locked him in my cellar So, we’re talking through a hole Seemed like a right-nice fella! Well, he was locked up in the churchhouse Locked up by the preacher and his words He was locked up in the churchhouse Locked up by the preacher and his words Say, ole preacher’s dressed in black Say, we see selling back Cause all those birds that spread the words They get down in your heads Cause all those birds that spread the words They get down in your head Say, they’ll dirty up your minds Put you in your death beds Say, they’ll dirty up your minds Put you in your death beds I testify! Then testify! I testify it says here in the book (what book?) Says about false prophets (prophets?) False prophets! Well, we left him in the churchhouse Eating bread and jelly Well, we left him in the churchhouse Eating bread and jelly Say, ole J.C.s in the pigpen Just sliding on his belly Say, ole J.C.s in the pigpen Just sliding on his belly Look down that road With no load in your commode For the time has come Just to know its been for fun So relax my friend This is not the end Of a beautiful love affair Are you dead? (are you dead?) For the time to sing Is now the time to sing And there ain’t no such thing As there ain’t so such thing And the time to sing Is now the time to sing Get your finger off that thing (you’ll never blow it up) No, you’ll never blow it up (blow it up) Yes he did (did you die?) Yes he did (did you die?) Did he die so you could live? Did he die so you could live? Did he die so you could live? There ain’t no question Go on, die so you can live Go on, die so you can live Go on, die so you can live (there ain’t no question) Go on, die (die, die, die, die…) In your mind In a time from behind If you fall apart You’ll shit allover yourself If you fall apart You’ll shit allover yourself What a beautiful love affair Are you dead? (are you dead?) Are you there? (are you there?) If you die You will fly To the hole Where the soul lies (there ain’t no question) So, go on die so you can live So, go on die so you can live So, go on die so you can live (there ain’t no question) Go on, die (die, die) No, you’ll never blow it up (are you there?) Look down that road With no load in your commode For the time has come Just to know it’s been for fun So, relax my friend This is not the end Of a beautiful love affair You’ll never blow it up… No, you’ll never blow it up…