it was at night we were out at the bar got in a fight and she took it too far I said "Baby, baby you're drunk let me take you home tonight." she said "Well, I ain't drunk you're just someone I can't stand." next thing I know she was leavin' with another man I said "Baby, baby where you going ain't you comin' home tonight?"
well I chased you from that bar I chased you into the night but all I saw was flying dirt and trailing taillights I could see he was all over the road that's when I knew you was never coming home so I said "Baby, baby bye bye I hope you fuckin' die tonight."
well as it turns out he was too drunk to drive if you was seeing double baby he was seeing five right into the rhubarb plowing corn out of season doctor said "Not enough blood in the booze." that was the reason baby that's why baby that's why you up and died that night bye bye baby
well she got all frisky and gave him some road cone he got distracted and he ran right off that old dirt road you hit a stump and you bit off his member that is the last thing that you can remember... and I had to tell your sweet mama just how you died that night
chokin' on a cack baby that's how she died when I told your mama Lord how she cried shoulda listened when I said baby you're drunk baby you're drunk baby you're drunk let me take you home tonight bye bye