Teresa: Everything's funny. Patrick: Well, if you try. I mean, come on. It's pretty funny. Strange, though. I was sure the chef would bite. I mean, there's still a chance he could show up. Teresa: The chef--malcolm? Why do you think it's him? Patrick: He uses way too much butter. Teresa: Say? Patrick: He's a gluttonous baby. He's self-indulgent. He wants what he wants and he takes it. Teresa: Too much butter. Patrick: Yeah. Teresa: It's fascinating the way your mind works. One thing, though--malcolm was in the kitchen with 20 people when melanie was taken. He couldn't have done it. Patrick: Hang on. There--there's a way he could-- forgive me if i can't stay for more of your theorizing, but i've gotta go and see if i can save your colleagues from getting formal complaints in their files.