We´re creepy crawlin´ through the night We´re lookin´ for some pussy good and tight Hopefully you will be drunk and asleep For us to sink our dicks in deep Little Betty wasn´t too frisky When she passed out from the whiskey Then we gave her knock-out pills To help us get out thrills Now she´s conked out from whiskey and wine it´s time for us to form a line She was passed out and stripped in bed We knew that she would give us some head We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it We´re the sleep bandits, can you stand it I´m a sleep bandit, can you stand it Sleep bandit, can you stand it First in line came good ol´ El And I say she´s starting to smell Next in line with a rubber came sickie Then Red Dog for a quickie After that came Don Scary Who said she was a disgrace On her head he jacked off, Right on her face After that came Danny Grey It´s been ten years since his last lay Think of this when you drink up your next brew Will the next sleepy victim be you? I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it Next in Line came our good buddy Mills He´s the one who brought the knockout pills After that we charged five bucks So the whole party could get some fucks I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it I´m the sleep bandits, can you stand it Can you stand it