A baby's born in 1987 Into a family of love and care His Mummy treats him like a gift from heaven His Daddy shows him how to style his hair
A few years later it's a cold December And Daddy needs to buy some milk and juice 'DAD' I want a twix please... if you remember' The final words wasted... if he only knewwww that
Dad was running off with the cleaner She wasn't even fit... you should've seen her If she had big tits and no moustache at worst Dad would've never ran away cuz I'd of banged her first
Dad's was running off with a refugee Before his son had even learnt his ABC Before his son had even learnt to climb a tree And incase you hadn't noticed Dad that baby was ME!
DADDY I'll never see you DADDY You'll never see me too... DADDY You missed my birthday And I miss you every Fathers Day
DADDY I want to see you DADDY Do you want to see me too? DADDY Are you okay? So I guess this is Happy Fathers Day
I wonder if you even got my twix You probably gave it to your Spanish bitch and them kids Sorry if ya think I'm being racist But I don't want my twix in their Spanish faces
Dad? Just wondering if you've ever felt someone else Rip your heart out put it in the fire just to watch it melt Cause that's how I feel, I hope you come back So I don't suffer from another snack attack
Cause Dad, when it feels like your heart's stopped beating Some people turn to comfort eating I can laugh now, now that I'm fine but I was Cramming pork pies into my mouth five at a time
Cheese strings and chicken wings KFC and Burger Kings Onion Rings I was eating all them things
I had to go on Jerry Springer Cuz I was trying to eat my sausage fingers
DADDY I'll never see you DADDY You'll never see me too... DADDY You missed my birthday And I miss you every Fathers Day
DADDY I want to see you DADDY Do you want to see me too? DADDY Are you okay? So I guess this is Happy Fathers Day