Going 2 Miami with the money from our Granny Now we're in Miami spending money from our dead granny
Granny I’m in Miami with a fat stack bulging Doing tricks in the sea like a dolphin Dressed like a sultan, practicing my golf swing Pretending that I’m working out in my own gym
Plenty of towels provided when I need a soak Two sinks in the bathroom, not a joke Goose in the mini fridge, Mother fuckin’ dimmer switch Food so fancy that we don’t even know what it is
In the bar buy the whole place shots Ladies be lookin’ at all the cash that we got Gonna find me a sweet spot, down at the pool No space savsies towels in the pool
Doing cannonballs, skating down the halls Except that we can’t skate at all But skating sounded cool Granny would think this is so amazing Looking down waving At us in Miami spending her life savings
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Complimentary toiletries Stealin’ ‘em for our families Room service… the bomb Swan dive… towel swan Friendship bracelets Smiles on our faces Dancing in the dark in our light up laces
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Sir you’re not allowed in here, you’re all wet …My granny died Can I get some ketchup? Sorry we’re all out …My Granny died You’re not allowed to eat in this pool …But my granny died Was everything okay with your meal today sir My eggs were fried… I asked for scrambled… And my granny died