It’s election time for an election rhyme Vote for us and you’ll be just fine We’ll welcome you with a cheese and wine Or kill you kids if you decline
We have some things to promise you We’re making busses baby blue Red’s so last year and as for Big Ben It’s time for you to join 2010
Gordon Brown can’t break it down David Cam can’t do the running man Who’s the other one?; I think it’s Nick Clegg Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg, Nick Clegg Nick Cleggy in the house
We are the TMB party Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me We are the TMB party Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
We are the TMB par-tay We’re the only party that has a DJ Who’s in the house? Weed in the house We in the house of Parliament
Don’t mind spending tax payer’s moneys We’ll buy cars, cigars, and hot honeys I could have a mote around my estate We could sit around, have a mass debate
The prime minister, ever so sinister Words like a trigger, I’m verbally bigger But not in my figure, go figure the size of my lunch The taxes I munch and the credit I crunch
I’m the chancellor of the exchequer I write checks to make things better If you do wrong I’ll write you a letter
Chief secretary, to the Treasury Got a second house in the Grand Canaries If you got probs then bitch be wary I could put you in the obituaries
We are the TMB party Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me We are the TMB party Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
We are the TMB par-tay We’re the only party that has a DJ Who’s in the house? Weed in the house We in the house of Parliament
Who pays for houses like this? You do Who like picnics? We do Who built this monstrosity of a ferris wheel? Not us Rubbish is literally littering the streets; Bin it TMB: one, litter: nil
We are the TMB party Come-a, Come-a, Come-a fuck around with me We are the TMB party Come-a, Come-a, to our house party
We are the TMB par-tay We’re the only party that has a DJ Who’s in the house? Weed in the house We in the house of Parliament