I'm gonna live my life slow, at a comfortable pace They call me granddad, 'cause it's written all over my face My behaviour's controlled No need to make the most of tonight, 'cuz I'm gonna die old
LIVE FAST DIE OLD
Not that old, 23 Got my life ahead of me What's the point in having fun? I'll do it when I'm 81 My favourite party's when nobody attends (You Know) I'm in pants my watching a box set of Friends (For Sure)
Oh my god... They're at it again (yeah) Making my songs sound better again (double rhyme) Parody is easy see, the words are right in front of me Ke$ha is the best to do, 'cause her words are already poo
CHORUS
Different song, same old shit Long as it gets YouTube hits MSN, after ten You're really gonna do that joke again?
You thought that we'd be better, we been three years now together Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met kesharr When I rap I slur, yes I got a lisp sir Least I'm not rapping half pissed like kesharr
Oh my god... They've done it once more (yeah) Making a song that makes me look like a whore Those gorgeous brits, they can't be controlled The party don't start till we get old
This is the part where we break it down This is the part where we eat a clown This is the part where the DJ skips This is the part where we show our nips
This is the part on a different track When I cry that my Dad won't ever come back But he's back...