The Midnight Beast - #SELFIE PARODY | Текст песни

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Oh my god, that was like totally off the chain, totes wanna go 3 more times. It's like a scene from 50 shades of slave or whatever, it's juust how I imagined doing it with your dad but younger. I love your beard #hipster... your breath kind of smells like carrots but I love it. #carrotbreath You just like do whatever you do and wear whatever you wear... you look like shit... but I love it. My vajajay is totally run down right now and I'm feeling kind of fat... do you think I'm fat, you're fat... I like always imagined my first baby would be Chinese, they're like so much cuter... wait......... I think the condom broke and I'm kind of worried I might be pregnant... I should take a test- but first...

Let me take an after sex selfie

Ohhhh my goddddd, we should totally have sex, oh wait we are... my friends say I'm a slut, because one time I let five guys in at once... but I was in thailand and I was discovering myself #gapyear... shit... this is so embarrassing but i like totally just came on my period and need to get a tampon- but first...

Let me take an after sex selfie

Oh my god I am like the jesus of blow jobs... #biblical... can't believe bunty passed me a joint tonight... her dress was butters... I've got the munchies... fucking wish I had a pug, think I'm gonna cry... #dorbs... look, I've fucked a lot of guys. that sounds really slutty... but it's not... mate, you should slap my bum and vine it... totes kinky... oh wait that's gross... do it now... people always think I'm jessica albas sister... it's so annoying... hahaha... I swear to god Lana Del Rey is the soundtrack to my life... OMG, hold the phone... bunty just posted an after sex selfie

Skank
Whore
That is so cringe

Bitch
Tramp
Who even takes an
After sex selfie

That is soooo tragic, fake tan is the most offensive thing in the world
I'm gonna report it... but first let me take an after sex selfie