Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse (Hey, what up girl?) Grab my breezer, I'm out the door I'm gonna be really loud (lets go) Cuz I don't care who I piss off yeah I'm a real big sinner Sometimes I eat my dessert before my dinner
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes Taking off all my clothes, clothes Feeling overexposed, So I put back all of my clothes (put them back on)
Flush before I wee, wee Get arrested daily-ly Trying to get a peak of some titties
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my but Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like
Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like
Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh
I stay out till 11 when my curfew is 10 Goodnight sweetie SHUT UP MUM I'm ON MSN! Now the girls are lining up becuz were pussy sailin But we punch em in the mouth if they're not sarah palin
Talkin bout doin things well regret-gret Menthal cigarette-rette Butt plugs in his pet WHOA! WHOA! Text sex on my Samsung, Not telling dad mum rung, rung Have sex with Alexa Chung By telling her I'm well hung (I'm quite well hung)
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my but Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like
Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like
Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh
This is the part where the rap breaks down This is the part where the drums go POW This is the part where your balls sag down This is the part where your pants go brown This is the part where your dad goes off on a cold Christmas eve to get some more milk but he never comes back, and seventeen years later you find out that he's had a whole fucking family with some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even know your name anymore.
Shut the fuck up! *cries* I'm sorry
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss my but Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like
Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh
I'm mad, really bad But don't tell my mum & dad Pucker up kiss a nut Cuz it sells to be a slut Hear the bass, skinny waist Now lets copy pokerface like
Whoa whoa oh oh Whoa whoa oh oh
Just dance! Bad romance! Now lets copy poker face like