I'm the Ape of Death and I don't care Cos I'm the monkey with the lovely hair It's all fluffy and shiny too Cos I got that Miracle Wax from Naboo.
Don't be cynical It's a follicle miracle I said, don't be cynical I keep waxing lyrical
He's the Ape of Death and he don't care Cos he's the monkey with the lovely hair It's all fluffy and shiny too Cos he got that Miracle Wax from Naboo.
Come on, now!
Ah-ah, yeah! One, two, three, four Dig that monkey song
Look around at my monkey hair You can touch it, I don't care Used to be that I was ashamed But now the monkey fluff is tamed. Come on everybody and walk around my hair! Don't be cynical It's a follicle miracle I said, don't be cynical I keep waxing lyrical