I’m Bob Fossil And my anger is colossal If you get in my way, then you will have to pay The price which is not nice, I’ll slice you and dice you Up and feed your liver to a parakeet Sing it!
Bob Fossil, he no smile Give him inch, he take a mile (Tell’em all about me) Bob Fossil, King of Zoo (You know it) Get in his way, he come for you
I’m Bob I’m Bob, Bob, baah baah baah baah baah, I’M A SHEEP! I’m the King! I’m gonna fossil you up! You know my name
Bob Fossil, he no smile Give him inch, he take a mile (I smile sometimes, when I’m gettin' you!) Bob Fossil, King of Zoo (THE zoo) Get in his way, he come for you
I’m Bob Fossil If you don’t know my name, then you’re lame! Shit, that was bad. Can we go again? That was no good. Cut the music. Come on. Is anybody listening to me?
Bob Fossil, he no smile (What are you guys singing for?) Give him inch, he take a mile (Shut up! You suck balls!) Bob Fossil, King of Zoo (Is anyone listening to me?) Get in his way, he come for you (I’m gonna get you!)
Bob Fossil, Bob Fooosssill (You know, I’m gonna F you up. That F stands for FOSSIL! Yeah!) Here he comes, yeah (You’ll be Fossilized. They’ll dig you up and have to carbon date your ass.)
Bob Fossil, he no smile (I’m the king) Give him inch, he take a mile (I don’t like kilometers) Bob Fossil, King of Zoo (I’m king of THE zoo, not King of Zoo!) Get in his way, he come for you
Look at him comin’, comin’ down (Zoo. I’m gonna go Zoo on you) Bobby-Bobby Zoo-Zoo (I’m gonna put a Z-Z on your Zoo-head.) Yeah, here he comes, here he comes, here he cooomes down
Bob Fossil, he no smile (Yes, Bobby Zoo, Bobby Zoo-Zoo) Give him inch, he take a mile (Bobby Bobby Zoo-Zoo) Bob Fossil, King of Zoo (King of Zoo) Get in his way, he come for you (Everybody Zoo)
Bob Fossil, he no smile (Bobby Zoo, Bobby Zoo-Zoo) Give him inch, he take a mile (Bobby Bobby Zoo-Zoo, AAAAHHHH) Bob Fossil, King of Zoo (Here he comes, here he comes) Get in his way, he come for you (He’s Bobby, he’s comin’)
Bob Fossil, he no smile (He’s Bobby, Bobby, comin’ down) Give him inch, he take a mile (and Bobby Bobby Zoo Zoo) He’s Bobby Bobby Zoo Zoo (Bobby Bobby Zoo Zoo) Bobby Bobby Zoo Zoo (Bobby Bobby Zoo Zoo) Get in his way, he come for you
Bob Fossil, he no smile (Yeah? Are you listening to me? Out there?) Give him inch, he take a mile ('Cos I know, that someday you’re gonna run into me!) Bob Fossil, King of Zoo Get in his way, he come for you