Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob 'Ave a cup of tea 'Ave a cup of tea I'm the hitcher Let me put you in the picture Creeping in your room in the dead of night With me solo polo vision (thats right)
I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya I knew the Ripper whe he was just a nipper I taught him how to slice I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) 14 shillings for your melons (oh yeah)
(We're the piper twins, we're Jim and Jackie Piper cutting through the night like a windscreen wiping you away like rain drops dont mess with the boys) Shut your noise
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella ones Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat And if you cross us we'll cut ya (And you ain't gonna like that)
I'm bad juju I use voodoo if I choose to I harness the forces of evil to abuse you With power, a polo, an evil magnet Sucking up your soul (And you ain't gonna like that) ****************** Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob 'Ave a cup of tea 'Ave a cup of tea I'm the hitcher Let me put you in the picture Creeping in your room in the dead of night With me solo polo vision
I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya I knew the Ripper whe he was just a nipper I taught him how to slice I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) Pound your banana (two pound your pear) 14 shillings for your melons (oh yeah)
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella ones Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat And if you cross us we'll cut ya (And you ain't gonna like that)
I'm bad juju I use voodoo if I choose to I harness the forces of evil to abuse you With power, a polo, an evil magnet Sucking up your soul (And you ain't gonna like that)