And then that afternoon, d'you remember what happened? That llama escaped, went AWOL, went absolutely loopy (yeah that's true). Was out around the zoo, hoofing people (hoofing out!). Hoofing Vicar, hoofing out. Hoofin' vicars! Hoofin' nanas! Hoofin' everyone, it was crazy! And I mean no one, ahh, it was, it was dressed up in the gift shop with a false moustache. A thin auburn girl came in, went 'Can I have a sharpener?' Hoofed her! Right out. Hooooo! Straight out. Ahhhh I mean that llama, no one could get near it (no). But you, ha, you got off with it.
It's one of the few ways to calm a llama down, Vince.
Exactly...
Calm a llama down Calm a llama deep down In the ocean blue Like a barnacle Sitting in the tight place Laughing at the monkey arm Pulling like a china boy