The Mighty Boosh - Noel/Rich conflict (live 2006) | Текст песни

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Yes, meanwhile in Spain.

- Hey, you guys, it's brilliant! I'm lovin' it here in Spain!
Hey, have any of you heard of The Ruby of Kukundu?
...
- Sorry about that..
You did a bad thing!
- You're fuckin' dead after the show!
- At least I am protected by the script.
- Oh yeah, the irony - the man protected by something he's never been in contact with.
- Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
- What are you laughing at?
- Listen...
- It's the first time he has laughed from this whole tour!
- Don't laugh! Listen!
I need to speak with you alone. Solid, Gas get out of here, right now!
Bring your shitty guitar with you.
I have some business to do.
You did a very bad thing!
- I did a bad thing?!
- Yes!
- You nearly broke my nose!
- I ate a bowl of yeast before the show, so..
Sorry about that.
It's something I do, I'm on a.. Atkins diet..
Listen - ...
You mentioned The Ruby of Kukundu.
- Yeah, so what?
- Many men have mentioned this ruby and many men have been dyed!
- Oh really? What colour?
- I am slightly retarded. I'm on the fence either way.
- What - the retarded fence?
- Yeah, you know..
- Aaah what are you doin'?
- I know a man..
I know a...
- Get out of my hat-space!
- I know, these are fuckin' big hats!
- What's wrong with you?
It's like doing a scene with a chimp!
It's just a figure of speech, Bollo.
- Ah, okay.
- Adios.
- I know of a guy over there..
- Aaah..
Look, talk to me and then we'll face out together.
- Okay.
I know of a guy..
..over there.
Who can tell you, where the Ruby is.
He lives in the Forest of Doom.
- The Foyer of Doom?
- Yes. Just past the Mountain of Merchandise.
He can tell you where the Ruby is.
- Cool.
Okay, excellent and what's he gonna do?
Piss on my face?
- Don't be silly - I am not playing that character.
- Okay, bye.
- Okay, good luck my friend.
- Yeah, seeya.
- Goodbye.
- Get off.
- But do not tell anyone.
- What?
- Do not tell anyone I told you about this.
- Okay.
- Or surely I will be killed by murder.
- Okay.
- Okay, goodbye.
- Okay seeya.
So this wiseman, yeah? He's over by the Forest of Doom?
- Aaa you silly bitch!
- I forgot :)

And so Vince Noir set off on his terrifying journey towards the Forest of Doom.


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