Don't mind when it happens, no problem when I am saying it But when I lose my mind, kick my behind Because I hate when my mind keeps replaying it I'm not bragging and I'm not proud, I hang around with a drunken crowd
We are happy, that I can say And until we're not I kid you not, we're gonna stay that way My life would start to settle down, Johnny! Then you came along and you turned it upside down, Vegas!
Drunks and children they always tell the truth, Johnny! But I'm sober and older and could've held on to my youth Drinkin' the other day, I said I loved you, you turned away Maybe the drinking made me cry but I'm a happy, very happy Very happy guy
Drunks and children they tell the truth And that's what I am a drunken youth And when I'm drinking I don't know why But I'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy
Sometimes when I am playing I never watch what I am saying, sometimes I lose my head I lose my head and things get said I never should have said Sometimes I get housed, housed soused and shoot off my mouth
And sometimes I kick it out, and I don't know what I'm talkin' about I don't know what I'm talking about You know, I've made mistakes, I've had my ups and downs My ins and outs, my share of bad breaks
But when it's all been said and done I raise my beer and I swear God, it's been fun Good God, oh, my God, good God, good God, good God Good God, God it's been fun