Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before. Gonna aunt a haunt I've haunted like a million times or more. A familiar joint where getting drunk's the only point. To frequent this place with any frequency at all. Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before. Goin' with a cure that's never failed me. What you call the disease, I call the remedy. What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure. Gonna sing a song, a song to you, a song I've sung before. Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more. The words I'm gonna scream, And getting drunk is the central theme to the lyrics If you can make the lyrics out at all. Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before. Goin' with a cure that's never failed me. What you call the disease, I call the remedy. What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure. Just a devotion to a potion. Please, no applause. A dedication to a medication. A crutch, a cure, a cause. What I've counted on to pick me up has knocked me to my knees. Before I hit the floor once more I'll call it the disease