Folks here's the story about Minnie the Moocher She was a red hot hoocie coocher She was the roughest toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
She messed about with a bloke named Smokie She loved him though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown But he showed her how to kick the gong around.
She had a dream about the king of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He gave her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with big platinum wheels.
A hidehidehidehidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi) Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho) ... (...) ... (...)
He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses She had a million dollars worth and nickels and dimes She sat around and counted them all a million times