PART 1 Frau Doktor, Mama Brundig Take out your contacts, remove your wig I'll write for you, I entertain But frogs come out of the sky like rain They arrive with an ugly fury You're my judge you are my jury My guilts are what we catalogue I'll take a knife and chop a frog The moon will not have him The sun will shut him out The stone will wash to spite him And slime has made him a house The moon will not have him The sun turns off at the sight of him The crow thinks he's an apple And drops a worm right in Mr. Poison is at my bed He wants my sausage he wants my bread He has boils and parasites He says kiss me with terror bites PART 2 Let me eat from your plate Let me drink from your cup Let me sleep in your bed x2 I took the moon between my teeth And now it's gone away And I am lost forever There's nothing else to say I've been lost in a river of shut doors he said I've come over wet stones To live with you instead Let me eat from your plate Let me drink from your cup Let me sleep in your bedI took the moon between my teeth And now it's gone away And I am lost forever As one a thief could rob by day I suffer for birds And fireflies, But not for frogs, she said, And threw him across the room Kaboom! No handsome prince From kisses came But from that last resort Called shame Then he boarded the well And guarded her chamber door Never again would she lose that ball That moon, that krishna hair Au Bon Marché don't sell such things You won't find them in there.