New York City's like a graveyard! All the corpses like the way I play my guitar. You gotta be cute if you wanna get far. New York City's like a graveyard.
All the tombstones skyscraping, All the rockstars double-dating, So if you hate me, go on hating, You've been waiting your whole life for this moment to be waiting.
We've got it!
All those hookers in their fucking cars, 12-steppin' hippies hangin' out at the bar, Suckers and fuckers and stupid retards, New York City's like a graveyard.
We've got it!
All the Yuppies getting married, All the Yuppies getting buried, Singing in the city's like singing on the prairie, New York City's like a cemetery.