His mates are goin down the club He don’t say nothing but he wants to join them He only wants to have some fun He rushes home to change his clothes They said they’d pick him up about 8:30 But no one comes so he don’t go
Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk When he smiles at the girls they always walk away, hey Seven stone 4 pound spotty face weakling you ant goin out tonight You’ll never go out with your mates when your balling cause you give the girls a fright it just ant right, right
They use to take him down the pub And they’d be drinking like there’s no tomorrow One sen?? and he’d be on the floor They pick him up and dust him down They say its time for him to buy the next round He’d shake his head and run out the door
Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk When he smiles at the girls they always walk away, hey Seven stone 4 pound spotty face weakling you ant goin out tonight You’ll never go out with your mates when your drinking cause you are muck too tight just ant right, right (alright)
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Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk When he smiles at the girls they always walk away, hey
They even took him to a dance And introduced him to the local tailor (Hello) He went all red and shied away Now he’s all ready to go out He wears a suit that looks like silk pajamas But no one comes o what a shame
Cause he’s much too skinny and he’s much too short And his mates never listen when he try’s to talk When he smiles at the girls they always walk away, hey Seven stone 4 pound spotty face weakling you ant goin out tonight You’ll never go out with your mates when your balling cause you give the girls a fright it just ant right, right