The Mothers - Call Any Vegetable | Текст песни

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Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Yeah, yea-ah-ey!
The vegetable will respond to you
Shoop shoop, La-la-ah la-la
The vegetable will respond to you
Shoop shoop, La-la-ah la-la

Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Think of a vegetable
Lonely at home
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Yeah, yea-ah-ey!
The vegetable will respond to you
Shoop shoop, La-la-ah la-la
The vegetable will respond to you
Shoop shoop, La-la-ah la-la

Ruta-bay-ay-ayga
Ruta-bay-ay-ayga
Ruta-bay-ay-ayga
Ruta-bay-ay-ayga
Ruta-bay-y-y ...

No one will know
If you don't want to let 'em know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell 'em so
Call and they'll come to you
Smiling and covered with dew
Vegetables dream,
Vegetables dream,
Vegetables dream,
Of responding to you
Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your joint while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide?
To hide?
To hide?
To hide?

Shoop-shoop, Shoop-shoop...

You know, lotsa people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. They think: 'What can I say? What can a person such as myself say unto a vegetable?' Let's think of some of the things that you could say to a vegetable. The first thing that comes to my mind is: 'I've got a picture of you on my bathroom wall sitting on the toilet.' Another thing that you might be able to say, would be: 'What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you like my new car? It's real cool. Which Holliday Inn are you staying at? The one by the airport? We got to get up real early in the morning and fly out of here. Where you playing tomorrow? Tierra Del Fuego.' Or you could say: 'Muffins ... Yeah! Pumpkins ... Yeah! Wax paper ... Yeah! Caledonias, mahoganies and elbows and green things in general.' And soon, a new rapport! You and all your new little green and yellow buddies, grooving together. Oh no! Maintaining their coolness together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice! Only in America!

God bless America! (Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!)
Land that I...

Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Oh! That the vegetable will respond to you