I get letters telling me since I moved away You've taken to hanging out on that rock about a mile from shore
Given what I know about that rock mainly that it's populated by seals I strongly suggest to you that you not hang out there anymore
Cause the seal is a wily and a vicious creature And the seal will bite you if you give him half a chance yeah the seal has a mind set on violence And the seal is the sworn enemy of man
Now when I say that the seal is vicious I use the term advisedly According to Webster's 9th New Collegiate Definition 4b.
Which states that vicious means marked by ferocity And offers as a synonym, savage
Cause the seal is a vicious and a wily creature And the seal has a mind full of evil designs And the seal will harm you and laugh about it Yeah the seal is not a creature you want to toy with Yeah the seal is not a creature you want to toy with