(Muffin, muffin, muffin…. & Muff, muff, muffin of love playing in background entire time) Yeah! I need to plan a lesson or two but not before I say to you that you are my muffin My muffin of love! I’ve got to write a letter or three but first there’s one thing that I need That’s my muffin! Whoah My muffin of love. Some folks like biscuits. Some folks like cakes. but I like the jiggles that my muffin makes. Some folks like pudding tricks and the treats But I can’t disguise the way my heart beats. I’d have to live a lifetime or four to find a woman that I want more than my muffin My muffin of love! (Chorus again)