You know that I am called the Count Because I really love to fuck Sometimes I sit and fuck all day, but Sometimes I get carried away
I fuck slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster Once I've started fucking it's very hard to stop Faster, faster. It is so exciting! I could fuck forever, fuck until I drop
1! 2! 3! 4! 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, 1-2, I love fucking! ... 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4 That's the song of the Count!
I fuck the spiders on the wall... I fuck the cobwebs in the hall... I fuck the candles on the shelf... When I'm alone, I fuck myself!
I fuck slowly, slowly, slowly getting faster Once I've started fucking it's very hard to stop Faster, faster. It is so exciting! I could fuck forever, fuck until I drop
1! 2! 3! 4! 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4, 1-2, I love fucking! That's the song of the Count!