(Kermit) Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Muppet Show!
(Muppets) Its time to play the music Its time to light the lights Its time to meet the muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Its time put on makeup Its time to dress up right Its time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
(Old Men) Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know Its like a kind of torture To have to watch the show
(Muppets) But now its getting started Why don't you get things started? Its time to get things started On the most sensantional Inspirational Celebrational Muppet-ational This is what we call The Muppet Show!