Asexual, far from intellectual Fashion stealer, free-wheeler Bats her eyes to cover up her lies She's a sucker upper, starfucker And I'm gonna blow her cover
My friend, my friend saw you in a coffee shop She thought you were cute, she thought you were hot But I thought not She's trash, she's pretty She's good enough to do But we got bored Now everyone's over you
Asexual, far from intellectual Fashion stealer, free-wheeler Bats her eyes to cover up her lies She's a sucker upper, starfucker And I'm gonna blow her cover
Fix it, strap it Wrap it around your arm So you won't forget When you're gone So long