[Verse] True story real life, first let me say this I'm in black and white, everybody else is fake shit Everybody else is so basic, stop trying bitch stay home We don't need another band in the grey zone Do you need jeans, I could pay for them True story real life, mama said I'd be a rockstar But rock and roll is dead mama It's not long before the blogs are Until then I'll be a blogstar If you need me in the world B Man I'm either on the road or flying overseas I got a bunch of little girls crying over me True story real life, we got signed to a label And we infected the internet We started playing on the radio Do you really think we could say no Million dollar checks on the table We were working at the mall on the payroll Now it's getting kinda hard just to lay low True story real life, the only guardian I have is me I'll kill myself with a pitchfork I'm my own worst enemy When I die leave me in the streets I want pigeons flying over me And I'm addicted to this whole thing So I don't care you you don't got any hope for me True story real life, I could use a little help And I'm talkin' bout girls like I got 'em but I don't I'm upset with myself Man I wish I could have sex with myself That one's all about my issues You were crazy but I miss you Now I'm alone with a box full of tissues True story real life, I don't feel like we made it Didn't mean to be a mystery We just didn't wanna say shit Now we're a little bit famous And I think I might hate it I could give a mothafuck about a plaque with double platinum Looks good when it's next to white and black