The type of person attracted to flypaper They've got words like magnets, all of their own Needles and knives blend into the wallpaper They're looking to be the unfortunate Rolling Stone
Where memories consist vaguely of sleep They're cool in the winter in the right clothes The shoes that leave blisters upon their feet Their habits and preferences everyone knows
Those wonderful people attracted to the toilets Hypnotized by an imaginary watch A fine looking corpse is found in the press Don't like the flavor but still drink the scotch
Still memories consist vaguely of sleep It's cool in the winter in the right clothes The shoes that leave blisters upon their feet Their habits and preferences everyone knows
The stuff of dreams for nice young boys As they close their eyes now and then Spot the empties, hear the noise Forget the taking(?), start over again
Drink a glass of champagne To the misery and pain Things like getting the bus Oh life is the worst With the ever rising price of cocaine Trying so hard for a smell of the fart In an all out effort for maximum claim to fame Claim to shame, claim to the same
Those wonderful people attracted to the toilets Hypnotised by an imaginary watch Fine looking corpse is found in the press Don't like the flavour but still drink the scotch And Kestrel lager Writes glamour reruns Of tangerines for Christmas In modern slang Shang-A-Lang