Luna you are beautiful, Eyes of purple, hair so fair I would give my left testicle To get in your underwear Climb down of the huge cat thing And come lie next to me Let me touch you, sweet Luna You're my favorite carry I love you, sweet Luna Your butt won't truly quit But it pains me to tell you Your accent is shit
Luna shut your mouth, Don't speak to say OK Just nod or say nothing, For the rest of the day Are you Irish? Or Scottish? No, don't answer that question I just discern your answer From your facial expression
I know things might prove tricky But Luna, don't dismay I just can't stand to hear you Say 'Selemene!' or 'Nova! Or 'Stalking!' or 'Illuminating!' Just pains me to say it Your voice is too grating
So, Luna shut your mouth, Don't speak to say OK Just nod or say nothing, For the rest of the day You should really Talk to that Goddes Of The Moon If you don't speak for a million years It would still be too soon If you don't speak for a million years It would still be too soon