I pass pink gas when I’m dancin’ in the club, Shorties be all up on dis, grabbin my Noitu Love, No it ain’t love I be lookin for tonight, A Clean Asian girl with a pretty ass to ride my Death Worm right. I take her up to my Cottage of Doom, then I say “bottoms up” and put it up her Crimson Room. Use your hands, and don’t forget my Moonpod, I’m Warning you Forever, I’mma Blow my Gish on your Facade.
(I don’t give a fuck!) Kick, Punch, it’s all in the mind, I only play the games that’re really hard to find. (Cause I’m indie as fuck) Chop, Drop, I’m ridin’ with my Glock, In an 8-bit Camaro with the pixellated shocks. (I’m indie as fuck)
I wear the glasses with thick rims, I’m homies with Tim (W) And pretention is my forte, You wanna be my shorty? Why don’t you come talk to me after you’ve beaten Cave Story. I bust more rhymes than BUSTER of Akuji, I got more fl0w than Jenova or Daisuke, (AMAYA) More pixels than a 30 meg PNG, And now you suckers know why there’s no one indier than me
(I don’t give a fuck!) Kick, Punch, it’s all in the mind, I only play the games that’re really hard to find. (Cause I’m indie as fuck) Chop, Drop, I’m ridin’ with my Glock, In an 8-bit Camaro with the pixellated shocks. (I’m indie as fuck)
No PhD in the field of Robotology, 9 banned accounts in the Game Maker Community, For “being indie”, I didn’t really play your games, That didn’t stop me from reviewing them just the same, I rate your games on a scale that goes from 1 to 3 Even though the scale goes to 10, a technicality. The only games that get a score higher than a 4, Are games that are more or less (Spore).
Kick, Punch, it’s all in the mind, I only play the games that’re really hard to find. (Cause I’m indie as fuck) Chop, Drop, I’m ridin’ with my Glock, In an 8-bit Camaro with the pixellated shocks. (I’m indie as fuck)