Last night my girlfriend asked me why They don't play me on MTV I guess I never really tried To write a song that's this cheesy
But I'm tired of being poor I'm tired of this life And I'm ready to sell out completely I want some supermodel to become my wife And I want more bling bling
(chorus) La la la Everybody sing The stupidest song on the radio Look at me, I'm on MTV In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
Last night A DJ died Took his life on the radio His hopes and dreams denied They never let him spin what he wanted to
I say If your hands are tied And you don't have a word about it either way Why not sneak in my song And you can help me get laid Laid and paid
(chorus) La la la Everybody sing The stupidest song on the radio Look at me, I'm on MTV In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
La la la Everybody sing The stupidest song on the radio Look at me, I'm on MTV In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
Keep the lyrics simple and The melody insipid Play it on and on and on Until they're sick and try and skip it
Some feudal termination It's on every fuckin' station The sonic defecation is on ludicrous rotation All over the nation
Well, it's a hot morning here in downtown hell. Fire and brimstone is falling from the skies and skull-headed bats are eating all the naughty little children. If you're like everybody else, you're stabbing yourself in the ear right now with a sharpened chopstick trying to make this madness end. This one's going out to you -- it's Sellout by The Oddz. ... fifty seven million more times ... in a row!
Last night my girlfriend asked me why They don't play me on MTV I guess I never really tried To sell my soul on tv To sell out this completely
(chorus) La la la Everybody sing The stupidest song on the radio Look at me, I'm on MTV In the cheesiest video you'll ever see
La la la Everybody sing The stupidest song on the radio Look at me, I'm on MTV In the cheesiest video you'll ever see