The Office 1 - Diversity day | Текст песни

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The Office 1.2.1
- Hey ya, may I help you on here ?
- I'm all set thank you.
-Good, I *go with the rows*.
-That's a good idea.
-Today is diversity day, and someone is going to come in and talk to us about diversity, something that I've been pushing, that I've been wanting to push for a long time, and corporate mandated it, I never actually talked to corporate about it, they kind of beat me with the punch, those bastards !
-But I was going to, and I think it's very important that we have this, I'm very very excited.
-That's the thing, it's a very sturdy paper, and on the back it says : 100% post customer contempt.
-What ? Hello, haha, wait what ?
-I'm sorry mister Decker, I think I'm losing you.
-Hello ? Hello ? Yeah, hold on one sec, hold on one second.
- Do you really have to do that right now ?
- Yes I do.
-I should have done this weeks ago actually.
-Mister Decker, I'm sorry about that, would you wait one second ?
-Yeah, just one second. Thanks.
-Hello ? That's it, perfect.
-So what I was saying was... hello ?
- Thanks Dwight.
- "Retaliation" (возмездие). Tit for tit.
- That is not the expression.
- Well that should be.
-This is my bigger sale of the year. They love me over there, for some reason, I’m not really sure why, but you know I make one call over there, every year, just to renew their account.
And that one call ends up being 25% of my commission, for the whole year.
So you know, I buy a mini bottle of champagne, and celebrate.
And this year, I'm pushing recycle paper on them, for one percent more.
I know, getting cocky right.
- Solitaire ?
- Yeah, free cell.
- A 6 on 7.
- I know, I saw that.
- So then why didn't you do it ?
- I'm saving that, cause I like it when the cards go...
- Who doesn't love that ?
- Hey ! Oscar, how you doing man ?
- All right.
A good week end going there ?
- It was fun.
- Oh yeah bet it was fun
- Oh hey ! This is Oscar.
- Martinez.
- See, I didn't even know, first thing basis.
- We're all set.
Oh hey, diversity everybody let's do it. Oscar works in here.
- Jim can you rapid up please ?
- Yeah.
-It's diversity day Jim, wish everyday was diversity day.
-You know what, I'm actually gonna have to call you back.
Thank you, sorry about that.
- Thank you
- Get in the cars ! Get in the car !
- Thank you. Thank you very much.
-Ok thanks for filling these, I promise this will be quick.
At diversity today our philosophy is about honesty and positive expectations, we believe that 99% of the problems in the workplace arise simply out of ignorance.
You know what ? This is a color free zone here. Stanley, I don't look at you as another race.
See, this is what I'm talking about, we don't have to pretend that we're colorblind.
- Exactly. We're not colorblinds.
- That's fighting ignorance with
- With intolerance.
No, with more ignorance. Right exactly.
Instead we need to celebrate our diversity.
Let's celebrate.
"Celebrate good times. Come on !"
Let's celebrate diversity right ?
Yes, exactly. Now, here's what we're gonna do, I’ve noticed that uh...
You know what, here's what we're gonna do.
What if we go around and everybody, everybody, say a race that you are attracted to
sexually, I will go last. Go.
I have two. White and Indian.
- Actually I prefer not to start that way.
Michael I would love to have your permission to run this session, can I have your permission ?
- Yes.
- Thank you very much.