Andy: Nine million nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes, We actually sat down and did the math. Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Nine million nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes. That's how many minutes that you've worked here. Pam: In costumes, Jim: And impressions, Toby: In meetings, Kelly & Erin: In cups of coffee. Kevin: For birthdays, Stanley: More meetings and... Angela & Phyllis: Email forwards you made us read. Everybody (Except Michael): Nine million nine hundred eighty six thousand minutes. That's like watching Die Hard eighty thousand times. Meredith: You hit me with your car... Ryan: You helped me get off drugs... Creed: I watch you when you sleep... Oscar: I forgive you for kissing me. Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll... Darryl: You've got to remember to call. Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll... Andy: Love is a gift from up above! Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll... Kelly & Erin: Text or call or email or call! Deangelo: Measure... Measure your life in loooooooooooooooove! Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll... Deangelo: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll... Deangelo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to remember to call. Everybody (Except Michael and Deangelo): Remember to calll... Deangelo: Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!