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And it would also help me if you were seated.
Thank you. Ok.
Now, at the start of the session I had you write down an incident that you found offensive
in the workplace.
- Now what I'm gonna do is choose one and we're gonna act like...
- A few other ground rules ?
Why don't you run it by me and I run it by him ?
OK. Can we steer away from gay people ?
I'm sorry it's an orientation, it's not a race.
Plus a lot of other racists are also intolerant at gays so, paradox.
Well we only have an hour.
- Why don't we just refer to Mr. uh ?
- Mr. Brown.
Oh all right ! ok !
First test, I will not call you that !
Well it's my name it's not a test, ok ?
So. Looking few cards I've noticed that many of you wrote down the same incident,
which is ironic, because it's the exact incident I was brought in here to respond to.
Now how many of you are familiar with the Chris Rock routine ?
Very good, ok. How come Chris rock can do a routine, and everybody finds it hilarious,
and ground breaking, and I go into the exact same routine, same comedy timing, and people file a complaint to corporate ?
Is it because I’m white, and Chris is black ?
So we're gonna reenact this with a more positive outcome.
I will play the Chris rock guy !
I would like to see someone else pull this off.
Oh let's have someone who wasn't involve in the reenactment ?
Ok, I will play guy listening.
Great, guy listening.
- Ok anyone else remember ?
- I remember.
Great you're the Chris rock guy and you're the guy listening.
Kevin is a great guy, he's a great accountant, he is not much of an entertainer.
Basically, there are two types of black people.
And black people are actually more racists, because they hate the other type of black people.
Every time the one type wants to have a good time, then the other type comes in and makes a real mess.
Ok I’m sorry, I’m sorry he's ruining, he's butchering it, could you just let me...
Every time, every time black people want to have a good time, some biiiip ass biiiip,
I take care of my kids !
... always want credit for something they're supposed to do !
Stop it !
What do you want ? Cookie ?
Now this is a simple acronym, H.E.R.O.
At diversity today we believe it's very easy to be a hero.
All you need are Honesty, Empathy, Respect and Open mindedness.
- Excuse me ? I'm sorry but that's not all it takes to be a hero.
- Oh great, what is a hero to you ?
A hero kills people. People that wish him harm.
Ok.
A hero is part human, part supernatural, a hero is born out of a child with trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged.
- Ok, you're thinking of a superhero.
- We all have a hero in our heart.
Now I need you to take these forms, this is the kind of expresses the joint experience we had today and I want you to look them over and sign them, as a kind of a group pledge (обязательство).
I don't think I can sign this.
I can't leave until you do.
It says here that I've learned something, and I knew all this stuff already so...
You know I could sign something that says that I taught something or that I helped you teach something so, Pam, where's she ?
- Pam could we change something on this ?
- Michael can I talk to you candidly (откровенно) ?
- Sure.
- We both know that I’m here because of the comments that you've made.
Here's the thing, this office, I think it's very advanced, in terms of racial awareness.
And it's probably more advanced than you're used to.
- That's probably throwing you off.
- It's not throwing me, I need your signature.
- Ok I know you told me that, several times.
- Yes, but you're not listening to me, - yours is the only signature I need.
- Oh ok.
Those are my instructions from the corporate offices is to put your through this sem

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