The Office Season 1 - The best boss. | Текст песни

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- People say I’m the best boss.
- They go, "God we've never worked in a place like this before, you’re hilarious, and you get the best out of us.” I think that pretty much sums it up I found it at Spencer Gifts.
- My job is to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and type of copier paper. You know, whether we can supply to them whether they can pay for it and... I’m boring myself just talking about this.
- What's up!? He still loves that after seven years!
- What?
- Nothing Ok, all right. See you later.
- All right, take care.
- Back to work.
- Corporate really doesn’t interfere with me at all, Jan Levinson-Gould Jan,
- hello!
- I call her Hillary Rodham Clinton, right? Not to her face because, not because I’m scared of her, because I’m not but...yeah.
- All right, was it anything you wanted to add to the agenda?
- Me no get an agenda.
- I’m sorry, what?
- I didn’t get any agenda.
- Oh I faxed one overdue this morning.
- Really? Cause I didn’t…did we get a fax this morning?
- Yeah, the one…
- Why isn’t it in my hand?
- Because a company runs on efficiency of communication, right?
- So what’s the problem Pam, why I didn’t get it?
- You put it in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet.
- Yeah, that was a joke, that was actually my brother's, it was supposed to be with bills and doesn’t work great with faxes.
- Do you want to look at mine?
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Ok since the last meeting, Alan and the board have decided that we can’t justify Scranton branch and the Stafford branch
-Oh ok…
- No, Michael don’t panic
-No no no no this is good, this is fine
- Michael listen, don’t panic. We haven’t made any decisions yet. I’ve spoken to Joshua in Stanford. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either you or him to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other
- Ok no problem
- This does however mean that there is going to be downsizing
- Me no wanna hear that Jan, because downsizing is a bitch, it is a real bitch,
and I wouldn’t wish that on Joshua’s men, I certainly wouldn’t wish it on my men, or women present company excluded...sorry.
-is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is
he concerned about downsizing?