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The Office 1.3.1
Pam ! Pamela, Pamelamela Ding Dong !
Making copies.
- I'm not making any copies.
- Let's go !
Messages, date, lots to do lots to do... Information superhighway !
- Nothing new...
- Let them unw...
- There's nothing new.
- That's not what you said earlier.
Oh do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before ?
For the...
The most sacred thing I do is care, and provide for my workers, my family.
I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money...
I heal them. Today I am in charge, of picking a great new healthcare plan.
Right ? That's what this is all about ! Does that make me their doctor ?
Yes... In a way...Yeah, like a specialist.
So which health plan have you decided on ?
I am going to go with best, Jan.
I am going to go with the one with the acupuncture, therapeutic massage...
- You know, the works...
- Wait acupuncture ?
None of the plans have acupuncture.
Have you looked at them closely Michael ?
I think it was you who didn't look closely enough at the "gold plan".
- The gold plan ?
- Yep.
I'm not even on that plan. Well I recommend it, it's very good.
- You have to crack this things open.
- You know the whole reason we're doing this, is to save money.
So, you just need to pick a provider, and then choose the cheapest plan.
Well that is... kind of a tough assignment.
- It's not gonna be a popular decision around the old orifice.
- It's your job... so It's a suicide mission, you know...
- Michael,
- I, I Know
- Maybe, I, I mean...
- There... there You know sometimes a manager... like yourself, has to deliver the bad news to the employees, I do it all the time.
- Yeah, when have you ever done that ?
- I'm doing it, right now.
To you.
Last night on "Trading spouses"...
- There's... have you seen it ?
- No, I have a life.
- Interesting, what's that like ?
- You should try it sometime.
Wow
- But then who would watch my TV ?
So I like that
Ding Dong !
There's a decision that needs to be made.
And I'm having a unbelievably busy day.
So, I'm going to let you pick a healthcare plan for our office, and then explain it
to your co-workers.
- Gosh !
- Yeah !
That is a great offer. Thank you.
I really think I should be concentrating on sales.
- Really ?
- Yeah.
I just don't thing that this is the kind of task, that I am going to do...
You know who would be great for this ?
Anytime Michael asks me to do anything I just tell me that Dwight should do it.
Yes ! I can do it ! I'm your man.
Right now this is just a job.
If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career.
And a...
Well if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train.
Ok first, let's go over some parameters,how many people can I fire ?
None, you're picking a healthcare plan.
Ok we'll table that for the time being.
Two, I'm gonna need an office.
I think the conference room should be fine.
You can use the conference room as a temporary workspace.
Yes, I have an office.
- Bigger than his !
- No, you cannot use it.
- Ok I take it back it's a workspace.
- Temporary workspace, you can use it.
Thank you.
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Trading Spouses, often advertised as Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy, is a FOX reality show in which two families, usually of different social classes, swap wives or husbands for a week. Each family is awarded $50,000, with the stipulation that the guest mother decides how her host family must spend the money. The title of the show is a play on the title of the television program Trading Spaces.
The show shares a very similar format to the Channel 4 United Kingdom (and subsequent ABC remake) program Wife

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